Deviant Otter says: I am so fucking tired of construction. I don’t mind some of the eye candy, but it’s a huge cock block! I’ve had to cancel so many dudes coming over because of workers showing up unexpectedly. And I’m horniest in the mornings and that’s usually when the construction starts.
With that being said, today is like any other and I got interrupted trying to retrain my hole. That’s right, I’m retraining my hole. I don’t know if it’s the drinking water in Fort Lauderdale, but I’ve just been really craving something up my ass lately.
Tried sitting on my man’s dick a few nights back and it just hurt real stupid, so I’m attempting to get my hole back into tip-top shape. I know this is a small start, but you gotta start somewhere.
And it fits in my pocket so I can always have it on hand in case I have the urge to put something in my ass.